Chase The Cake!

i go and buy another yoshi and eats ur wailord
I have da cake

My Wailord is too big for your Yoshi, and I squish all the Yoshis in the world (Except mine)

I have teh cakiness.

The Cake is a lie, I found the right cake down a pit and am finally back!

Your cake is a lie, because I destroy it, its a new page.

I did that -_-

Oh whatever -_-

*Drinks Soda (YUCK) and gets the cake*

I have the cake!

i shoot ur wailord and u i have da cake

I lock you in a safe, tie the safe on a really weak string above a pit of lava, and attaches a weight on the bottom of the safe. I then teleport the cake to me.

I have the cake!

I fire mah lazah at ya and Get the cake.

You need to recharge so you are paused. I take the cake!

I get fully charged and Falcon punch you hard. I then take teh cake

you break your hand. I hae the cake!

I throw a Banana in front of you, then I hide behind a tree. You trip on the Banana, and I take the cake while you are unconsious.

I haz teh caek!

With one arm I send out a Masenko thus making you knocked out and me catching the cake, I have the cake.

*Comes up from behind and throws you off a cliff*

I <3 Clone Machines.

I have the cake!

I destroy the clone machine!
I haz dah epic cakey

I rebuild the Clone Machine, push you in, then I get your clones to kill you.

I have the cake!

I turn back to life and eat the cake. I quickly create a new one. I have da cakey

I use my coolio admin powers to ban you, then I take the cake.

I have the cake!

I hack onto the forums, then use my hacked admin powers to ban you and unadmin everyone. I then take the cake. I have da cakey

i have my yoshi and all my water pokemon attach u
I have da cake

I use my Electrode to kill all your Water pokemon, then zap you.

I have teh cake!

u would zap ur own wailord! u fall down with shame
I have the cake

I use my epicz powers to automatically make it appear in my hands. -_- What now punk?
Katie falls in love with me <3 (obviously, I like a girl named Katie)
I have the cake.

Ok if she is single then ask her u 2 get married and then u go and leave the cake
I have the cake