Chase The Cake!

Wailord here, with "Chase The Cake!"

What you have to do, is steal the cake from the person above. You can do ANYTHING to steal the cake, but make it funny, dont just do "*Takes cake*". (It doesnt HAVE to be funny, just try and make it funny. Also, dont do what I stated earlier.)

Example:

Wailord: I have the cake!
Player 1: *Throws TV on Wailord* I have the cake!
Player 2: I use Trick on you, get the cake, then hide in a house guarded by Magikarps 8D. I have the cake!

Etc.

Rules:

NO IMMUNITIES. Dont do stuff like "I am immune to Pie now". That will just get you a deleted post.

ONLY MAKE NEW CAKES if the present cake is destroyed.

DO NOT EAT THE CAKE. Also, the cake can only get destroyed once per page.

Thats all. Have fun!



I have the cake!

I burn the cake. I bake a new, electric cake and wear rubber gloves!

I throw dirt on the cake to take its voltage away, then I bite Soda and he drops the cake into my hands ! Then I jump to the moon with my awsum skillz.

I have the cake!

I get a leaf blower, clean the cake, punch Wailord, call him Failord, grab it with my gloves and run off while he dies of embarrassment.

*Gets revived by Bidoofz* *Bidoof uses Judgement on Soda*

I have the cake!

i use Chuck Noriss to use Falcon Pwnch and make u drop da cake into my hands

I have da cake

I uz meh meh 1337 skillz to teleport da caek 2 meh

I haz teh caek!

The cake is still electrified so Wailord passes out. /\/\ -/ (@|<3

I catch the cake in a rubber net, then I throw more ground on the cake, and the voltage goes, I put rubber in the cake, so that it doesnt get voltage again, then I lock myself in a safe with 9000 key locks and 9000 codes locks, guarded by 100000 Arceus, Magikarp, Wailords and Luigis.

I have the cake!

I nuke it, but the cake survives like magic. My cake!

i have yoshi use its long tounge to take it

Mine cake

I FALCOM PWNCH!!!! You and Yoshi! MY CAKE!

I FALCOM PAWNCH Soda for using FALCOM PAWNCH.

*Didnt see the cake at his feet, and kicks the cake in a bottomless hole*

NOOOOOOOOO THE CAKE *Dives in the bottomless hole and hopes to retrieve it*

I... Dont have the cake.

Who cares, the cake is a lie, pie is where it's at. *Grabs Pie* (Seeing as I'm a coolio admin, I can get a new cake early XD)

This is Chase The Cake, not Chase The Pie, so the pie implodes and Soda dies instantly.

I am a coolio admin aswell, so I get new cake

*Bakes a cake, and kicks it down a different bottomless hole accidentaly*

OMG

*Bakes ANOTHER cake. Guess what happened...*

OMGWTSBBQ *Dives down bottomless hole to try and retreive it again*



I... Still dont... Have... That... Skittying... Cake!...

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
Pieces bits of tart together again and makes it un(ex/im)plodable

THIS IS NOT CHASE THE TART, ITS CHASE THE CAKE. *Tart asplodes and insta-kills Soda*

Must... Kill... Bottomless... Hole!...

*Kicks Soda down bottomless hole, then closes it up at both ends*

YAY

*Bakes a cake, then it jumps in a different bottomless pit*

...



Cake pl0x?

*Teleports out* Asplodes? *Remakes the pie and changes title.*

Make a different thread for pie.

*Cake teleports into my hands randomly*

I have the cake!

/me kills Wailord, the end, pie is cooler.

MAKE A DIFFERENT THREAD FOR PIE. JEEZ

I still have the cake, Soda didnt do anything.

my yoshi eats all of u
I have da cake

I get my claydol to snatch it.

I have the cake!

i have my yoshi eat ur claydol
I have da cake

My Wailord squishes your Yoshi.

I have the cake!