Apollo and Artemis : Twins of Terror

Copywright info: Wailord made the fan fic title, thank you. I don't own greek mythology, but all the storywriting is done by me and me alone. THE FAN FIC ISN'T REAL!



Background: Apollo and Artemis (as the title states) are twins. In Greek/Roman mythology, Apollo and Artemis were both gods and goddesses (which are both good.) Apollo, god of music, archery, and the sun, Artemis, goddess of Archery, the moon, and the hunt. In my Fan Fic, I'm going to be telling original stories of back before Apollo and Artemis were dubbed god and goddess. This will be my first Fan Fic, so please, don't make fun of it if it is bad. I hope you enjoy it!

Chapter 1 : Artemis and Apollo : case of the stolen cow

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Artemis: Why must you go giant form Apollo, can't you just relax?
Apollo: Well, the sun is about to come up so I have to be ready, here it comes sis, I'll be back in a moment
Artemis: DON'T CALL ME SIS! It is just about as bad as calling me a boy.

Interval: Five minutes later...

Apollo:.... WHERE ARE MY COWS!?!?
Artemis: Oh your cows, I just saw some baby walk by and steal em.
Apollo: AND YOU LET HIM DO IT?!?!?
Artemis: It is just a cow, what's the big deal, just poof up another one.
Apollo: Those were none other than the Geyron's sacred red cows.
Artemis: Oh.... look on the bright side, now you can have normal colored cows.
Apollo: SHUT UP! Let's go to find the theif and murder him.

Interval: After hours of searching...

Apollo: SHHHH! Sis, I think we got him.
*Apollo raises bow* Steady, Steady.... *SHAPOW! Apollo let go of the string*
Apollo: WTS! I am the god of archery yet I still have horrible aim?
*Arrow comes into sight... It hit one of Apollo's sacred cows...*
Artemis: You suck at that...
Baby Hermes: Are you looking for me?
*Stage audience claps*
Apollo: Did you steal my cows?
Baby Hermes: What's it to you?
Apollo: GIVE ME EM BACK!
*Baby Hermes is cleaning teeth with wooden stick thing...*
Apollo: You ate em?
Baby Hermes: Your point?.....
*Baby Hermes hands over lyre to Apollo*
Baby Hermes: This is a lyre, an insterment of music...
Apollo: AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP FOR MY COWS!
Baby Hermes: According to the myths of the future... Yes.
Apollo: Not on my watch!
*Apollo stabs Baby Hermes*
Baby Hermes: Why haven't they given me imortality yet
*Baby Hermes dies*
*Apollo Blows Knife like the gunsmoke*
Apollo: That is how I roll
Artemis: Can we go now, I have to ride in my stupid chariot pulled by raindeer. I can't believe they think I'm Santa Claus... I'm Jewish... Wierdos

And they all lived happily ever after... Except for Hermes.

END OF CHAPTER 1!

Chapter 2: Artemis' Girls

Coming to your computer screen soon

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"Coming to you computer screen soon! "

Sounds awesome, I'll read it. Unless you type horribly long, in that case I'll just skim. Meh heh cows....

Although I am not really interested in Greek/Roman Mythology, this looks good, cant wait to see the first chapter